The Twits

The Twit’s  

Mr.Twit’s is a old dummy who doesn't know much about life or how it is supposed to be. He’s like a devil that was born on earth but worse than the real one, he live with a grumpy Life. Did you know that he has a beard and he hadn't shaved it for a very long time, I Know this is a little disgusting but he doesn't even clear it since the day it grow. Every time he eat the food go all over the place and it doesn't  in to the month. The food goes into the beard and then he chew it, and lick it, and suck  His beard so he can taste the delicious food. But the combine food and beard taste horrible, I bet. You Know how people say you are ugly in the outside and pretty in the inside well, He’s ugly in the out and in. Thrus me his personality is awful and stuff. He is even worse than noah going to the toilet

Mrs.twit the biggest fattest dumbest loser in the world, and why she so dumb you ask well this is the hardest question for her that she can’t work out “1 + 1 =.” I know right it so easy. I’m gonna tell you that something happen to her eye and gets what she did… She replace it with a glass eye, I know right she is the only person in the world who’s has a glass eye. Do you the t.v show “The Biggest Loser.” I know sad ah. But out of all the people together SHE IS THE FATTEST AND UGLIEST OUT OF ALLLL!!!

This week my class wrote a story on the twits and how horrible and dirty they are, you can have a look at it. :p